Funny Omegle conversation.

I love going on Omegle and messing with people. Here is a funny conversation i just had:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.

You: hey

Stranger: I was just hit on by a 50 year old male from italy.

Stranger: Cleanse me.

You: Awesome. I was just hit on by a 29 year old from China.

You: I sent him a picture of a walrus, I said it was me.

Stranger: HA

You: He left.

Stranger: I had a friend who did that once.

Stranger: Although it was a picture of a walrus hugging a shark.

You: yeah?

Stranger: Shark didn't like that.

You: That sounds like a violent picture.

Stranger: It's cute!

Stranger: Walrus just wanted a hug!

You: Oh.

You: Yeah.

You: Lol

You: My mom threw me out yesterday:(

Stranger: That's really sad!

Stranger: You can come to my house! :D

You: yeah.

You: Lol

You: She caught me smoking.

You: It's a loing story

You: *Long

You: can i tell it?

Stranger: Sure!

You: Okay.

You: It was a usual day for me, I was just hanging out with my friends and having a good time. My mom never liked my friends but they were the only people there for me after my dad died ten months ago.

You: They were a bad crowd. I knew they were, but they were also my crowd and I liked them. We had fun laughing and hanging out around the local park.

Stranger: What was the local park called?

You: One day my friend got a jint. I was nervous but I had to try it, I'd look like an idiot if I didn't! I mean EVERYONE was trying! I took a smoke and felt awful but played it off cool.

You: It was called Nilbog.

You: Anyways, my mom came over a that moment. She was probably coming to check on me. She froze.

You: I didn't know what to say so i didn't say anything, neither did my friends.

You: She took me home teary eyed without saying a word. When we got home we had a screaming argument and that's when my mom got scared she said, "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel aire"

Stranger: YES

Stranger: WIN

You: know.

You: *I know.

Stranger: I was SO waiting for that!

You: I'm awesome.

You: And Nilbog was mad eup too. It's from a movie you never want to see.

You: *Made

You: *Up

Stranger: You have officially made my day.

Stranger: Thank you good sir or madam.

You: Thank you!

My favorite Fail blogs.

I love making fun of other people to make myself feel better! Okay I'm joking, but I do love making fun of stupid people on the Internet. Which is why I love Fail blog! If you don't know what that is LOOK IT UP NOW! It's a collection of pictures and videos of people (And sometimes animals) acting stupid and well, failing. There have been tons of blogs dedicated to peoples failures many with different themes; here a few of my favorite Fail type blogs!




Lamebook: Have you ever been on facebook and thought 'Wow, that person is an idiot' for writing something stupid? From grammar mistakes to awful profile pictures this website covers all the idiots on Facebook. Here is an example:





Unfriendable: Kind of like Lamebook this website has a lot of Facebook fails but it also has things from Omegle, Cleverbot and Yahoo Answers (And having been on Yahoo Answers I know how hilarious the questions can get) I would check it out. Here's an example:




Regretsy: This might be my favorite on the list. It has all sorts of strange fails from the craft website 'Etsy' where people sell what they have made (Or claim to have made). Some stuff on Etsy is amazing but a lot of it is really....well, you'll see for yourself. WARNING: This website is very graphic sometimes! Actually it's so graphic they have 'Vaginas' and 'penises' as category's.




Damn you auto correct! Another great one! This website is all about those awful auto correct fails. I think the title says it all.




Poorly dressed: I love fashion. I love looking at cute dresses, I like buying clothes and most of all I like to make fun of awful fashion. This website is dedicated to the worst dressed out there. From tacky shiny and tight prom dresses to outdated 80's fashion, to creepy club kids and men in pink tutu's. You're going to like this one.





Awkward family photos: Have you ever looked back on an old family photo and feel the urge to burn it? This website is about those tacky and horrible pictures of you and your family. From mothers who knit ugly sweaters, to a bad gymnastics costume and a naked couple holing cats in front of themselves you will be laughing hysterically when you see this, or crying when you find out it's your mom in the picture. A sample of the website:




People of Walmart: This website is why I shop from Walmart online. These are photos from all over in different Walmarts of people I can't even describe. Some are just pictures of people with really bad fashion, like an obese woman in booty shorts. And some are more insane like an old man walking through Walmart naked. Yes, naked.




Well, that's all for right now. I know I'm leaving something out but I forget. Hope you enjoyed!