Funny Omegle conversation.

I love going on Omegle and messing with people. Here is a funny conversation i just had:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.

You: hey

Stranger: I was just hit on by a 50 year old male from italy.

Stranger: Cleanse me.

You: Awesome. I was just hit on by a 29 year old from China.

You: I sent him a picture of a walrus, I said it was me.

Stranger: HA

You: He left.

Stranger: I had a friend who did that once.

Stranger: Although it was a picture of a walrus hugging a shark.

You: yeah?

Stranger: Shark didn't like that.

You: That sounds like a violent picture.

Stranger: It's cute!

Stranger: Walrus just wanted a hug!

You: Oh.

You: Yeah.

You: Lol

You: My mom threw me out yesterday:(

Stranger: That's really sad!

Stranger: You can come to my house! :D

You: yeah.

You: Lol

You: She caught me smoking.

You: It's a loing story

You: *Long

You: can i tell it?

Stranger: Sure!

You: Okay.

You: It was a usual day for me, I was just hanging out with my friends and having a good time. My mom never liked my friends but they were the only people there for me after my dad died ten months ago.

You: They were a bad crowd. I knew they were, but they were also my crowd and I liked them. We had fun laughing and hanging out around the local park.

Stranger: What was the local park called?

You: One day my friend got a jint. I was nervous but I had to try it, I'd look like an idiot if I didn't! I mean EVERYONE was trying! I took a smoke and felt awful but played it off cool.

You: It was called Nilbog.

You: Anyways, my mom came over a that moment. She was probably coming to check on me. She froze.

You: I didn't know what to say so i didn't say anything, neither did my friends.

You: She took me home teary eyed without saying a word. When we got home we had a screaming argument and that's when my mom got scared she said, "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel aire"

Stranger: YES

Stranger: WIN

You: know.

You: *I know.

Stranger: I was SO waiting for that!

You: I'm awesome.

You: And Nilbog was mad eup too. It's from a movie you never want to see.

You: *Made

You: *Up

Stranger: You have officially made my day.

Stranger: Thank you good sir or madam.

You: Thank you!